A recent book by London journalists Nigel Dempster and Peter Evans says Queen Elizabeth found a “keen interest” in sex on her honeymoon.

Philip complained “she was at him sexually all the time.” In a phone call with Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince Charles fantasized about living “inside your trousers” and being reborn as her tampon.

Nicknamed “Randy Andy,” Prince Andrew once joked he didn’t like sexual athletics: he hits his head on the bedpost.

Prince Edward has publicly denied he is gay; he’s recently been linked to a woman cousin of Sweden’s king.

A pal said Princess Anne “can be terribly sexy,” but stolen love letters from her now second husband were Andrew called “boring.”